Anonymous asked: Hello. Would you ever consider renting out your store at night as a living space? I would love to move in. Not because I need a cheaper apartment, but because I would like to live there. I'm more than happy to pay triple what I pay now for a full apartment, and of course promise to not damage or steal any goods. Thank you for your time and consideration.

We tried this arrangement with a guard dog but alas it was not meant to be. His predilection for certain valuable cashmere items and unusually intimate attachment to the Armoury lion graphic on the carpet was as troublesome as it was staining. Upon the psyche of course.

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